The shortest interview yet!
Interviewer: Well, hello again Charles.
Charles (grinning): ‘ello.
Interviewer: So, what did you think of Katherine?
Charles (frowns slightly): Well, I dunno. I don’t really undurstand how sh’could go t’sleep an’ wekkup screaming. Issabit strange. An’ what did Nath’niel mean by the ol’ hag?
Interviewer: It’s a kind of nightmare.
Charles (wrinkles forehead): Nightmare? S’like when she goes t’sleep she gets bad dreams?
Interviewer: Yes, sort of. What did you think about Pastor Seth’s pamphlet?
Charles: Well, that’s s’mthing I can undurstand. He’s a mishon’hairy, so ‘ewas trying t’vangalize me.
Interviewer: I see. So you were not affected in any way by it?
Charles: Essept figuring out m’English reading hasn’t improved, no.